Pets and Pet Health

Pet of the Week: Meet Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx, 3 years old

Welcome to You Bet Your Life! I’m your host, Groucho Marx and I have to say I’m less than happy to be where I am right now. But I suppose it’s better than the alternative. So, as I always say, “Say the secret word and divide $100. It’s a common word, something you find around the house.”

Actually I don’t have $100, so you’ll have to settle for me. But look at me — that face, that famous ‘stache — how can you resist? Just so you know, I’m not gonna have anything to do with you at first. That’s right, just give me a small room with a few good hidey-boxes and let me settle in, rent-free of course. You can come into my room but don’t go all Chico on me, be like Harpo — silent.

Let me get used to your presence and your smell before you try to touch me or I’ll disappear like Captain Spaulding on safari. Visit windsorhumane.org today to apply to adopt!

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